Community-feedback Memes

So you thought crowdsourcing feature requests would be a great idea. You opened the floodgates, asked your community what they wanted, and now you're staring at "just add real-time multiplayer with blockchain integration and AI-powered NPCs that learn from player behavior." Meanwhile, your actual game is a 2D platformer you built in two weeks. The scope creep boss has entered the chat, and it's wielding a sword made of unrealistic expectations and zero understanding of development time. Your poor little game never stood a chance against the eldritch horror of feature requests that would require a AAA studio budget and three years of crunch.