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The Real Path To Programming Riches
Programming C++
16 days ago 69.2K views 0 shares
The Real Path To Programming Riches
The harsh reality of starting your coding career right there. You write your first "Hello World" program, dream about Silicon Valley riches, and then realize the fastest way to make money from programming is to... sell the hardware you're programming on. That C++ code in the background isn't paying the bills, but Facebook Marketplace sure delivered! The irony of having stacks of cash while your IDE shows the most basic program possible is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out the real programming skill was listing electronics on Craigslist all along.

The Indie Game Developer's Fantasy
Gamedev Unity Programming
1 month ago 63.1K views 0 shares
The Indie Game Developer's Fantasy
The eternal fantasy of every developer – announcing you're quitting your soul-crushing corporate job to "work on your game." The black dragon represents your fierce determination while everyone else reacts with varying levels of concern. Your co-workers (the white dragon) are skeptical but supportive, your parents are absolutely horrified, and your co-dev is enthusiastically cheering you on because they have no idea what financial hell you're about to enter. Meanwhile, Reddit sits in the corner, ready to upvote your inevitable "I quit my job 6 months ago and my indie game has made $12.47" post. The dream dies harder than most production servers on patch day.

I Am Hoarding Domains
Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
2 months ago 104.0K views 0 shares
I Am Hoarding Domains
THE AUDACITY to compare my domain-buying habit to "compulsive shopping"! 💅 Excuse me, but those 37 domain names I purchased at 3 AM are not just impulse buys—they're investments in my future genius ! Sure, I haven't touched my last 12 side projects, but THIS ONE will definitely become the next billion-dollar startup! My wallet is sobbing, my projects folder is a graveyard of dreams, and GoDaddy sends me birthday cards now, but how DARE you judge me for securing www.definitely-will-code-this-someday.com! It's called being VISIONARY, sweetie!

Vibe-Coded An App
Programming Webdev Android Ios Frontend
3 months ago 106.0K views 0 shares
Vibe-Coded An App
The eternal optimism of junior developers captured in perfect Buzz Lightyear form! Top panel shows the euphoric moment every coder experiences after a caffeine-fueled coding sprint: "I've created something revolutionary!" Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the harsh reality - your "groundbreaking" app is just one of thousands gathering digital dust in the app store wasteland. That "vibe-coding" approach (aka writing code based on vibes rather than architecture or planning) inevitably leads to the special kind of disappointment that comes when you realize your three-hour masterpiece isn't actually the next Uber. The app store doesn't care about your passion or how many energy drinks you consumed - it's where dreams and 10,000 nearly identical weather apps coexist in perfect anonymity.