GTA 7 Will Send 1 Billion People To Early Retirement

GTA 7 Will Send 1 Billion People To Early Retirement
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Ah, retirement anxiety solved by the next GTA release. While some worry about filling their golden years with purpose, developers know the truth—we'll be grinding side quests and debugging our own mod projects until arthritis claims our mechanical keyboards. The ten-year gap between GTA releases isn't a development timeline, it's Rockstar's contribution to retirement planning. Who needs a 401k when you've got 400GB of open-world escapism waiting to consume what remains of your life?

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