Gaming culture Memes

The eternal Steam sale paradox strikes again! Why buy one game you'll actually play when you can buy 17 games that will sit untouched in your library forever? It's like version control without the commits – we hoard possibilities rather than actual gameplay. The dopamine hit from clicking "purchase" is apparently worth more than the game itself. And don't pretend your backlog isn't already longer than your Git blame history.

Ah, the eternal struggle of PC gamers waiting for the perfect discount. If it's not at least 90% off, might as well be full price. We'll just stay in bed, refreshing Steam every 8 minutes, waiting for that sweet indie game to hit rock-bottom pricing. Because paying $3.50 instead of $0.50 for a game we'll play for 200 hours is clearly financial irresponsibility.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of watching your FPS counter drop to 58! The HORROR! Meanwhile, console players are over there like "is something wrong?" with their peasant-level 30 FPS expectations. SWEETIE, you just wouldn't understand the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS that occurs when you've spent $3000 on a gaming rig only to experience a 2-frame drop. It's like watching your firstborn child stumble slightly while walking - UTTERLY DEVASTATING. PC gamers silently suffering in our 144Hz prison while console players live in blissful ignorance. The AUDACITY of them to even speak to us during these trying times!