Anyone Else Feel Like This?

Crypto bros: "LLM token pricing is the future of finance!" Developers: *puts on glasses to see clearly* "Oh, you mean paying $0.0001 per API call until my wallet mysteriously empties after a for-loop gone wrong?" Nothing says "fun game for developers" quite like watching your credit card get charged in real-time while debugging a recursive function. It's just Candy Crush but instead of running out of lives, you're running out of rent money.

When your resume isn't getting any callbacks so you code it as a class implementation. This guy's living in 2077 while the rest of us are still using Word templates. The best part? He's somehow managed to code his future experience at a job starting in September 2024. Nothing says "hire me" like a time paradox and some premature optimization of your career path. That 1.7K thumbs up isn't just social validation—it's a compile-time assertion that this approach works. Meanwhile, recruiters are still trying to figure out if they should run this resume or read it.

THE AUDACITY! Someone has the NERVE to mock DOOM's source code for having "no structs, no classes" only to get absolutely DESTROYED when they actually look inside and find—GASP—structs everywhere! 😱 The betrayal! The drama! It's like bragging about how your vegan friend eats no meat and then finding their freezer PACKED with bacon. The shocked cat face is literally all of us when our smug programming hot takes get obliterated by actual facts. Moral of the story: maybe CHECK the legendary code before trashing it, you absolute AMATEUR! 💅

The ultimate flex in computing isn't fancy algorithms or clean code—it's getting Doom to run on literally anything with a circuit board. The iconic FPS game has been ported to calculators, printers, ATMs, and probably your smart fridge by now. It's basically the "Hello World" of hardware hacking, except with demons and shotguns. Those little cacodemon sprites at the bottom perfectly represent the gleeful chaos developers feel when they manage to cram a 1993 game into yet another device that has absolutely no business running it. Because in the world of tech, the question isn't "can we?" but "why haven't we yet?"

The classic "idea guy" in game development strikes again! Nothing makes actual developers run for the hills faster than someone who's done all the "hard work" of coming up with an idea while expecting you to do the trivial part of... you know... actually building the entire game. It's like saying "I've designed a rocket ship on a napkin, now all you need to do is the engineering, physics, and actually launching it into space!" Sure buddy, let me drop everything and work on your revolutionary "Flappy Bird but with zombies" concept for free.

Remember when you could buy a graphics card without taking out a second mortgage? The "expectation" shows a humble GT440 from 9 years ago - probably cost you a reasonable $100 and could run Minecraft without setting your desk on fire. Fast forward to "reality" and we've got a monstrous GTX 1080Ti that costs more than some used cars and requires its own nuclear power plant. The best part? Both cards are equally impossible to find in stock. The crypto miners got the new ones, and your weird cousin who "builds gaming PCs" hoarded all the old ones.