When Full Stack Was Just Web Development

Ah yes, the classic "tell me what's wrong AFTER I've already filled out the form" UX nightmare. Nothing says "we hate our users" quite like hiding password requirements until AFTER you've failed validation. It's like a chef waiting until you've finished cooking to mention you needed paprika. And the cherry on top? That password manager popup suggesting "Hey, let me store this password that doesn't meet requirements and will never work!" Brilliant design strategy: frustrate users first, THEN show them how to succeed. Frontend developers everywhere are slow-clapping.

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Remember that glorious day you got promoted to Senior Engineer? Your brain filled with visions of complex architecture designs, mentoring juniors, and making critical technical decisions. Then reality hit like a null pointer exception. Turns out "Senior" is just corporate code for "Professional Meeting Attendee." Your calendar transformed from blocks of focused coding time to an endless parade of standups, planning sessions, retrospectives, and those special meetings that could've been emails. The only code you write now is the occasional email response typed between back-to-back Zoom calls while desperately clinging to your coffee mug like it's the last working node in your cluster.

Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend ? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

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Content Project manager: what are you comfortable with, Front-end or Backend? Me: Weekend PM: Listen here, you little shit