When Full Stack Was Just Web Development

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This is what happens when you open that project from your GitHub graveyard. That tangled mess of wires perfectly captures the horror of revisiting your old code—a chaotic nightmare that somehow worked but you have absolutely no idea how. The poor soul climbing into that disaster is all of us trying to add "just one small feature" to code we wrote before we knew better. It's like archaeological excavation, except instead of treasure you find comments like "//fix this later" and functions named "temp_solution_final_v3_ACTUALLY_FINAL".

Forget revolutionary AI features or seamless integrations—the real MVP in software updates is when they finally fix that one tiny UI element that's been driving you insane for years. Nothing captures developer priorities quite like ignoring Atlassian's fancy "Intelligence" features while celebrating the notification bell icon finally being properly aligned. The cosmic satisfaction of seeing that crooked bell straightened is the kind of dopamine hit that no amount of "groundbreaking functionality" could ever provide. Developers don't want the future; they just want that one pixel to stop haunting their dreams.

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