When Full Stack Was Just Web Development

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Content 1 hr Why do we need a backend, why not just connect front end to database??? 6 comments Like Comment View 2 more comments Yeahl And why do we eat and go to the bathroom while we can throw the food directly in the toilet? Because stuff needs to get processed Like - Reply - 22m 0086

Remember pulling all-nighters to code that entire e-commerce platform from scratch for your "final project"? Fast forward to your professional life where writing a simple validation function has you like: "I've contributed enough to capitalism today." The greatest scam in tech is that we wrote entire operating systems for free as students, but now get paid six figures to update a button color and call it a sprint. Work smarter, not harder – that's what the salary is really for.

Content Jake Williams MalwareJake ( Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 12 1 9 a M

When your PR shows +1,929,868 lines added and -753 lines deleted, you know someone just decided to commit the entire node_modules folder, three different versions of jQuery, and probably a backup of their Steam library for good measure. Nothing screams "I know what I'm doing" quite like adding nearly 2 million lines of code while barely touching anything that existed before. Either this developer just discovered copy-paste, or they're single-handedly trying to make the repository so large that GitHub starts charging rent. Pro tip: If your diff looks like you're uploading the Library of Congress, maybe run that .gitignore one more time.

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