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Remember when 720p was the gold standard of video quality? Fast forward to 2025, and streaming platforms are like "here's your 720p content that looks like it was filmed through a potato during an earthquake." Somehow we've gone full circle where bandwidth throttling and compression algorithms have turned "HD" into "Hardly Distinguishable." The irony of having 8K-capable devices to watch videos that look like they were encoded by a hamster running on a wheel is just *chef's kiss*. Progress!

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Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wilf a more streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 what in the name of fuck Contributor gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017 UwU

When a React developer proudly announces they built Windows 11's start menu and someone simply asks "why," you know you're witnessing peak software development philosophy. The cherry on top is the performance question being dismissed with "I try not to let such considerations get in the way of doing great work." Translation: "Who cares if it takes 8GB of RAM to show a menu? I used my favorite framework!" And that, friends, is why your PC freezes for 3 seconds when you click the Windows button. But hey, at least some React dev got to pad their resume!