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Content paladin.ThrowSwordAtRock(rock); Let's see if that does anything lol The paladin stands at the edge of a grassy cliff, overlookin he can see a large boulder sitting atop a hill. The paladin takes out his sword and with all his might, thro The sword whistles through the air and strikes the boulder, The paladin 100ks out over the valley satistled that ne nas note: Throw at the same rock again The paladin stands at the edge of a grassy cliff, overlooking he can see a large boulder sitting atop a hill. The paladin takes out his sword and with all his might, thro The sword whistles through the air and strikes the boulder. The rock scalready descrovea. Sorry, had a work call What it does is outputs some text, and marks the boulder object as destroyed If it is already destroyed, you get different text when you call the ThrowSwordAtRock function. ladded two lines to the code to demonstrate that part. Delivered That's pretty cool! Now how do I bring this to life lol So I can visually see this ProdrammerHumor.io

Content ralfmaximus Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn't have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything. And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made. A website of tiny ceramic frogs. Not for sale. Just... all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form. I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled. "This is your website?" I asked finally. "Yep!" "You coded this yourself?" popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous. "Yep!" "So... where'd all the frogs come from?" "I made those too," he says, beaming. And while I'm processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop. "And THIS one," he says, "I made for you! As a thank you for the interview." It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he'd wash out in 90 days and we'd hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs. magical-awesome-kid This is absolutely adorable and I want this man developing all of my websites. 16,939 notes O

Content When you're a programmer and see a hacking scene in a movie He is just updating the system and installing random packages

Content Andi Nexuist my favorite LSD story is from this old microsoft engineer who took a ridiculous amount of acid and found a way to open a windows xp control panel of his brain and turned off his fear of heights 12:27 AM 10122 Twitter Web App

The silent scream of every developer who's dealt with international date formats. ISO 8601 (YYYY-MM-DD) is the logical standard that brings order to chaos. Meanwhile, the USA stubbornly clings to MM/DD/YYYY like it's clinging to the imperial measurement system. The dog doesn't bite, but watching Americans format dates MM/DD/YYYY will absolutely cause psychic damage to any developer trying to sort dates alphabetically. The pain is real.

Content One small change for design One giant waste of time for developer kind O Lo HE DOES THIS WITH EVERY FONT CHANGE Design, you are my problem