The Real Relationship Test: Centering A Div

Ah, the classic developer trap. Client says "just change this one button color" and suddenly you're staring at 5-year-old legacy code thinking "who wrote this abomination and why did they hate future-me so much?" That innocent "simple change request" always reveals the technical debt lurking in the shadows, and before you know it, you've convinced yourself that rewriting the entire module is the only reasonable option. The real joke? Your estimation of "2 hours" just became "2 weeks" and management still doesn't understand why.

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The bell curve strikes again. You've got the newbies on the left who just discovered JavaScript's type coercion and think they've unlocked the secrets of the universe. On the right, the grizzled veterans who've seen enough production bugs to know that literally every language has its own special brand of chaos. And there in the middle? The vast majority who picked JavaScript as their punching bag because it's trendy to dunk on JS. Plot twist: they're using it in their day job anyway because the entire web runs on it. The real joke is that all programming languages are weird and quirky once you dig deep enough. JavaScript just has the audacity to do it in a browser where everyone can see.

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The harsh interrogation lights are on, but the client's requirements remain in the shadows. You're basically waterboarding them with questions while they respond with "I just want something simple" and "You're the expert, figure it out." Meanwhile, the project deadline is tomorrow, the budget is whatever coins they found in their couch, and somehow you're supposed to build the next Facebook but "keep it minimal." The worst part? When it's all over, they'll look at your work and say "That's not what I had in mind at all."