Steps To Frontend Developer Despair

Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,.. Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics.... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days"

Schrödinger's Developer: simultaneously alive enough to fill out an online death certificate form, yet dead enough to need one. The ultimate edge case that no UX designer anticipated! How exactly is a deceased person supposed to select "Myself" here? This is what happens when you skip those user stories about zombies during sprint planning. Next up: the form probably asks for your email to send confirmation that you're successfully dead.

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Content 1 hr Why do we need a backend, why not just connect front end to database??? 6 com Like ) Comment View 2 more comments Yeahl And why do we eat and go to the bathroom while we can throw the food directly in the toilet? Because stuff needs to get processed w Like Reply - 22m

Content When you ask the backend developer to choose color shades for the website frontend