Steps To Frontend Developer Despair

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The eternal delusions of every developer who thinks they're the next Zuckerberg. We've all been there – fueled by energy drinks and hubris, building that revolutionary app that's basically just a todo list with extra steps. The "I'll sleep when it's launched" guy hasn't seen his bed since Obama was president, while Mr. "Cutting-edge Stack" is just throwing every framework he read about on Hacker News into a tech soup that would make even the most patient senior dev quit on the spot. And my personal favorite – the "just one more feature" syndrome. That's how your simple weather app somehow ends up with a built-in cryptocurrency, social network, and dating platform. Meanwhile, your GitHub is a graveyard of half-finished repos that haven't been touched since 2018.

The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

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