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BEHOLD! The most accurate frontend development roadmap ever created! 🔥 First, you innocently learn some HTML thinking "how hard could this be?" Then BAM! Your forehead meets desk as you discover that centering a div is apparently rocket science. You crawl back to learn CSS, only to spiral into an existential crisis wondering why you didn't become a farmer instead. The JavaScript part? That's where your soul actually leaves your body. And the BEST part? This glorious cycle of head-slamming and life-questioning becomes your daily ritual! Frontend development isn't a career—it's a commitment to professional self-torture with pretty UI as the consolation prize!

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