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Ah yes, the classic "it's not a bug, it's a feature" defense. You set both width and height to 100%, expecting a nice square container, but CSS decided to interpret your instructions with the creativity of a malicious genie. The cat perfectly represents your code: technically fitting the specifications you wrote, but somehow achieving it in the most cursed way possible. Sure, it's 100% width and 100% height... of its parent container . Nobody said anything about maintaining aspect ratios or looking remotely normal. The real kicker? You'll close the ticket as "Works As Intended" because technically, the code is doing exactly what you told it to do. The fact that it looks like an eldritch abomination is merely a user perception issue.

Ah, the ultimate developer excuse dictionary entry! The meme brilliantly redefines Moore's Law, which originally stated that transistor count doubles roughly every two years, into our favorite scapegoat for inefficient code. It's that unspoken agreement between hardware and software folks: "We'll keep writing memory-leaking, CPU-melting spaghetti code because Intel and AMD will just make faster chips anyway!" The perfect symbiotic relationship where one side does all the actual optimization work. Next time your React app consumes 2GB of RAM to display "Hello World," just shrug and say "Moore's Law!" while the hardware engineers silently weep in the corner.

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The classic tale of web standards vs browser implementation! WebM's RIFF container structure technically supports multiple audio tracks and subtitles—it's right there in the spec sheet! But try finding a browser that actually implements this feature and you'll be staring at your screen with the same shocked Pikachu face. It's like browsers collectively decided "nah, we'll just implement the bare minimum." Meanwhile, VLC Player is sitting in the corner supporting practically every format known to mankind since the Mesozoic era. The gap between what's technically possible and what's actually implemented is the silent scream of every web developer trying to build accessible video experiences.