Spin The Story

ux Product management Corporate speak Bugs as features Bad design management Developer life Business logic User experience Corporate bs

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Spin The Story

ux-memes, product-management-memes, corporate-speak-memes, bugs-as-features-memes, bad-design-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the corporate spin machine at its finest. When a developer points out the horrible UX, management doesn't fix it—they rebrand the bug as a feature. "Added friction to filter out low-intent users" is just executive speak for "our interface is so bad only desperate people will use it." The best part? The other developers just accept this nonsense with dead eyes. That MBA really taught them how to turn incompetence into strategy. Next week they'll probably call crashes "unexpected meditation opportunities."

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