Spin The Story

ux management Developer life User experience Product management Business logic Bad design Corporate bs Corporate speak Bugs as features

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Spin The Story

ux-memes, product-management-memes, corporate-speak-memes, bugs-as-features-memes, bad-design-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the corporate spin machine at its finest. When a developer points out the horrible UX, management doesn't fix it—they rebrand the bug as a feature. "Added friction to filter out low-intent users" is just executive speak for "our interface is so bad only desperate people will use it." The best part? The other developers just accept this nonsense with dead eyes. That MBA really taught them how to turn incompetence into strategy. Next week they'll probably call crashes "unexpected meditation opportunities."

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