Responsive Design Nightmare

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hii- I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

The eternal debate rages on! A museum-worthy collection of countless programming languages displayed as intricate bugs... and then there's HTML, represented by five sad beetles in a separate case. The programming equivalent of bringing a spoon to a knife fight. Sure, HTML structures your web pages, but calling it a programming language is like calling a grocery list a novel. The real developers are upstairs writing actual code while HTML is just sitting there going "Look mom, I made a <div>!"

Content Hand-writing a set of both normal test cases and edge test cases Assuming the end-user won't do anything too crazy, and only writing normal test cases Creating a program that generates random test cases Hand-writing test cases for the program that randomly generates test cases Writing a program to generate test cases for the program that generates test cases Assuming your code is perfect to begin with, and not writing anv test cases at all

Ah, the classic "I'll just wing it without version control" tragedy. Four months of work obliterated by a cursor mishap because someone thought Git was just a British insult. This poor soul is basically asking "how do I lock the barn door?" after the horse has not only escaped but taken the entire barn with it. The irony of asking about backups after losing everything is the silent scream every tech lead hears in their nightmares. Pro tip: If your "backup strategy" is crossing your fingers and whispering "please don't break" to your computer, you might want to reconsider your life choices. Or at least install Git.

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Frontend developers sprinting toward the newest framework like Tom with a comically oversized mallet! The eternal cycle continues - you've barely mastered React when suddenly Vue looks interesting, then Next.js catches your eye, and now Svelte is the hot new thing. Meanwhile, your half-finished projects and deprecated skills pile up faster than npm dependencies. The JavaScript ecosystem doesn't have versioning—it has reincarnation.