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Content 1.1 The Groovy story At Groovy One 2004 -a gathering of Groovy developers in London-James Strachan gave a keynote address telling the story of how he arrived at the idea of inventing Groovy. He and his wife were waiting for a late plane. While she went shopping, he visited an internet cafe and spontaneously decided to go to the Python website and study the language. In the course of this activity, he became more and more intrigued. Being a seasoned Java programmer, he recognized that his home language lacked many of the interesting and useful features Python had invented, such as native language support for common datatypes in an expressive syntax and, more important, dynamic behav- ior. The idea was born to bring such features to Java. ProdrammerHumor.io

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Oh honey, the PTSD is REAL with this one. Before 2022, writing typos in your codebase was basically a death sentence—one wrong character and your entire application would explode into a fiery mess of runtime errors at 3 AM. But then TypeScript became the industry standard and suddenly everyone's living their best life with autocomplete, intellisense, and compile-time error checking catching every single embarrassing typo before it reaches production. Now you can confidently misspell variable names knowing your IDE will passive-aggressively underline them in red before you even hit save. The glow-up from stressed-out nightmare fuel to smug, carefree developer is CHEF'S KISS. Welcome to the future where your typos get bullied by a compiler instead of your users.