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Content When you use your phone to log in to a website that uses two-factor authentication, and you have to enter the confirmation code ... that they sent to your phone. youareanotherme

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Ah, the sacred commandment of code maintenance! This plumbing masterpiece perfectly captures that moment when you've cobbled together some unholy abomination of code that somehow—against all logic and reason—actually works. Sure, that pipe is leaking through a crack, but water's still flowing where it needs to go, right? Just like that legacy codebase held together by Stack Overflow snippets and prayers. Touch it to "improve" things and suddenly you've got 47 new bugs and a weekend of emergency hotfixes. The true mark of a senior developer isn't writing perfect code—it's knowing exactly which janky solutions to leave the hell alone.

Content Elon Musk elonmusk 2h I was told 1200 RPCs independently by several engineers at Twitter, which matches of microservices. The ex-employee is wrong. Same app in US takes 2 secs to refresh (too long), but 20 secs in India, due to bad batchingverbose comms. Actually useful data transferred is low. 157 17 238 190 Popeska Popeska 2h The batching is done server-side where the initial client request doesn't matter - GraphQL resolves the request across the microservices and then sends it back. The internal graph is the same regardless of request origin 6 t7 7 148 Elon Musk elonmusk 2h How many serial requests are made by app to refresh timeline? 76 11 50 612 Popeska Popeska 2h Just one! You can look at your network tab in Chrome - it's this one. La Has blocked cookies i Blocked Requests 3rd-party request onderand.Dropdown.6ffaf439.js o client event. son?keepalivefal 13 118 Popeska Popeska (have not worked at twitter - just poking around) 7:38 AM 111422 Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 14 Likes

The eternal battle between frontend and backend continues! Some software devs love to dismiss terrible UX as a "skill issue" – as if users should need a PhD to navigate your janky interface. "Oh, you can't find the submit button that's hidden behind three hamburger menus and requires a secret handshake? Sounds like a YOU problem." Meanwhile, that butterfly of awful design keeps fluttering away, ready to torture the next unsuspecting user. Pro tip: if your grandma can't use it, it's not the user who needs more skills.

When your hair matches your syntax highlighting perfectly but everyone just wants to debug your React component. 🙄 The real flex isn't the purple-themed VS Code or the meticulously styled purple hair—it's having the confidence to push code with that many nested divs and not even care about the critique. Honestly, who cares if your React component could use some refactoring when your aesthetic game is this strong? Fashion-driven development is the new TDD.