Let's Rewrite The CSS

Remember that mythical time before Stack Overflow when developers actually had to understand what they were coding? Yeah, me neither. Writing a whole 10 lines of code without frantically Googling "how to center a div" or "why is my code working" deserves a farmer's humble pride. The bar is so low these days it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Next achievement unlocked: remembering your password without clicking "forgot password" - truly the work of coding royalty.

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Ah, the beautiful absurdity of JavaScript! The expression (() => {})() transforms into {} followed by () and a semicolon. It's literally an immediately invoked function expression (IIFE) that returns an empty object, which then gets treated like a function call, followed by a completely disconnected semicolon. The beauty here? This syntactically valid gibberish does absolutely nothing useful. It's like building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that just turns itself off. Peak JavaScript moment where you can write code that's simultaneously correct and completely pointless. No wonder the poor soul is questioning their reality!

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