Let's Rewrite The CSS

Content JF Bastien ifbastien The fastest programming language is clearly "c" because that's the speed of light and nothing can even approach it. 02:30 71020 Twitter Web App 226 Retweets and comments 1,321 Likes

Content Name a more iconic trio... I'll wait index.html s index.js main.css

Content Andrew Kelley andykelley Who called it "malloc(j" and not "seeyoulaterallocator (" ? 4:09 PM 6322 Twitter Web App

Content Ryan - CodingWithRyan 28m Let's stop arguing over JavaScript vs Python and be thankful we don't have to use COBOL (0024 200251 p0027 p0030 30031 00032 p0033 20034 DO035 10036 00037 00038 0039 PROCEDURE DIVISION. 0001-MAIN. INSPECT FUNCTION REVERSE(STR-1) TALLYING WS-LENT FOR LEADING SPACES. WS-LEN - LENGTH OF STR-1 - WS-LENI, DISPLAY WS-LEN. COVE 1 10 1.1 MOVE WS-LEN TO J. PERFORM REV-PARA WS-LEN TIMES. DISPLAY STR-1. GOBACK. REV-PARA. MOVE STR-1(J:1) TO STR-2(1:1). ADD 1 10 1.

Well, that explains why my doctor keeps asking if I've been "exposed to HTML" during checkups. And here I thought my code was just dirty because of poor indentation. The real kicker? These are the same people who'll confidently tell you they "know computers" before asking you to fix their printer. This is why we can't have nice things in tech - 10% of the population thinks we're spreading disease by writing <div> tags. Next time someone asks what I do for a living, I'm just going to say "I work at McDonald's." Safer that way.

The heroic handshake between Frontend and Backend devs with JSON as their sacred treaty is what keeps the internet running. Meanwhile, the "Full Stack" dev is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, hiding under the table and pretending they're equally proficient at both. Sure, they can build an entire app, but with the CSS skills of a backend dev and the database design of a frontend dev. It's the tech equivalent of being mediocre at two instruments instead of mastering one. But hey, companies love hiring one person to do two jobs for 1.2x the salary!