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The physical manifestation of CSS positioning gone wrong! That air conditioner hanging precariously off the wall is literally implementing margin-left: -25px; from the hotel-room.css file. This is what happens when you let front-end developers design actual buildings. The TV mounted in the corner is just waiting for its own negative margin property to send it crashing down. Props to whoever installed these - they followed the specs exactly as written, regardless of how catastrophically unsafe the result. Ship it to production!

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Content 47 I Am Devloper Retweeted Pranay Pathole PPathole iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex: Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you. 82218 04:11:53 AM 7h ) Twitter Web Client 17 465 RETWEETS 1,473 LIKES 47 Proar

Content WellPaidGeek WellPaidGeek Job specs be like: You need JavaScript React Redux Node Mongo E2E testing Docker Kubernetes AWS And I'm like: "You need to be paying me 3 salaries because that's 3 jobs" 1:01 AM Aug 18, 2019 Buffer

Content When a website you use is down: "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" When a website you developed is down: "YEAH SHIT HAPPENS"

Remember when software had actual names with meaning? In the 80s, we named weather prediction software "Aeolus" after the Greek god of winds, complete with a mythological map logo and probably a 500-page manual nobody read. Fast forward to today: "Is it windy? WINDLY™! The logo is literally a 'W' in a circle." Because apparently our creativity died along with our attention spans. Next up: a calculator app called "MATHY" with the groundbreaking tagline "it does math, probably."