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Content The 15yr dev experience framewoorker Has never written code that didn't interact with a framework is there a framework for that? NM INSTALL SOLUTION just..onemore..dependencyuhhh ahhhhhhhh the framework doesn't support it? is there a plugin we can buy? could not solve a single coding challenge if his life depended on it I'M GONNA INSTALL ANOTHER FRAMEWORK knows more frameworks than features of the language he's been writing for the past 15 years cv lists hundreds of frameworks that he hast mastered, switches jobs just before his lack of fundemental knowledge is exposed for loop? what framework is that?

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