Astronaut Memes

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It's All Us-East-1? Always Has Been

AWS Devops Programming Backend Cloud

27 days ago 182.1K views 0 shares

It's All Us-East-1? Always Has Been

Oh. My. GOD. The cosmic horror of realizing your entire infrastructure runs on a single AWS region! That poor astronaut just discovered the terrifying truth - the entire planet's digital existence balances precariously on us-east-1 , the AWS region that brings the internet to its knees whenever it sneezes. Meanwhile, his colleague behind him is like "Yeah honey, welcome to DevOps hell. Did you think those 3 AM pager alerts were for fun?" The ultimate existential crisis isn't alien life or the meaning of existence - it's learning your fate is tied to Virginia server farms!

It's All Boxes? Always Has Been

Frontend Webdev Javascript Debugging

7 months ago 165.5K views 0 shares

It's All Boxes? Always Has Been

The existential crisis every front-end dev eventually faces – CSS isn't some mystical language, it's literally just boxes inside boxes inside more boxes! The astronaut's revelation is every developer after their first week of actually understanding the box model. And that red outline? Chef's kiss representation of border: 1px solid red; – the universal debugging technique when your layout breaks for the 47th time today. Flexbox and Grid were just elaborate lies to make us feel better about arranging rectangles.