Engineering management Memes

Some consultant just made $500k selling management a fantasy where 2 engineers and 1 PM can replace a team of 12-15 people while somehow achieving "20x-50x dev speed gains." The table shows "AI-Native Goals" that turn 6-month projects into 6 days and PR reviews into under 2 hours. Sure, and my code compiles on the first try every time. The real kicker? They're citing Amazon, Klarna, and GitHub as proof that AI will magically compress human effort into nothing. Meanwhile, actual engineers are still waiting 3 days for PR approvals and debugging why the AI suggested using a deprecated library from 2015. But hey, at least the PowerPoint looks impressive. This is what happens when executives read LinkedIn thought leadership posts and mistake them for engineering documentation.