Div Inception: The Bottomless Pit Of Frontend Development

The dad joke energy is strong with this one. When JavaScript bugs get you down, don't cry—just console.log() your problems away! It's the developer equivalent of patting someone on the back while saying "there, there" but with more syntax. Meanwhile, those dinosaurs in the bottom panel are clearly the senior devs at the bar after work, drinking away the memory of that production bug nobody can fix. They've evolved beyond console logging—they've reached the "pour one out for the codebase" stage of debugging.

Content OK looks like a simple script will do - we can do this in vanilla IS, no problem! No need for a framework... And the code will be cleaner if I add an abstraction layer over the database and if I use API endpoints 1 guess I could document it and out it on Github, maybe it'll help someone out... Hmm, I guess I should make this a bit more object oriented... ..and it can't hurt to separate out the front-end with templates... WHAT'S THIS?? ANOTHER Javascript Framework!? And alreody 1000 stars on Github?? Tell me you didn' I mean... it wasn't on purpose. CommitStrip.com

Content What are you doing, Denzel? Playing with this. Fig. 2.1. Before this developmental stage, the client is incapable of conceptualizing that others may have incomplete or different knowledge than what the client knows.

The AUDACITY of web developers just slapping !DOCTYPE html at the top of every file like some magical incantation! 💅 Honey, we're all just copying and pasting that declaration like it's a secret recipe ingredient. Does anyone ACTUALLY know what it does? It's basically the web development equivalent of adding salt to your soup - you're not sure how much you need, but you know everything breaks without it! The browser's like "tell me what language you're speaking or I'll have a TOTAL meltdown," and we're like "fine, take your DOCTYPE, you dramatic little rendering engine!" 🙄

Oh my god, which developer forgot to remove their code comments from the production build?! 😂 Someone literally pushed the entire explanation of what the notification is supposed to do... IN THE ACTUAL NOTIFICATION ! That poor soul is probably hiding under their desk right now while the senior devs are hunting them down. This is what happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and desperation! The best part is they even commented the comment! It's like comment-ception!

Content My FBI agent seeing me google "How to center a div" NIcK My FBI agent seeing me google "How to center a div" after 15 years