Java Vs. JavaScript: The Homer Simpson Experience

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The fearless warrior of code, unfazed by bugs, deadlines, or production incidents, suddenly trembles at the sight of a CORS error. That insidious beast that appears when your frontend tries to talk to an API on a different domain, and the server says "Nope, not authorized!" Even the bravest developers curl into a fetal position when faced with the dreaded Access-Control-Allow-Origin header issues. It's not the error that's scary—it's the rabbit hole of proxies, headers, and server configurations you're about to dive into for the next 3 hours.

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The ancient art of debugging with print statements. When your code breaks at 2 AM and you're too tired to figure out proper breakpoints, you just litter your codebase with console.log("HERE") , print("WHY GOD WHY") , or System.out.println("KILL ME") . It's like leaving breadcrumbs through the forest of your broken logic. Sure, proper debugging tools exist, but nothing beats the raw, primal satisfaction of watching your terminal fill with desperate messages as you narrow down exactly where everything went to hell.

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Ah yes, the modern debugging workflow: write broken code, catch the error, and let AI fix it for you. Because nothing says "senior developer" like outsourcing your bug fixes to ChatGPT. Next week: teaching AI to attend your standup meetings while you "work from hammock."