Java Vs. JavaScript: The Homer Simpson Experience

Content LIon Charles Jerome Desideri... 1j .. If you're hiring a front end dev, here's my resume. I can start on Monday. I can center a div.

Content NYPD TYPESCRIPT CHOOSING ESLINT AS DEVDEPENDENCY ESLINT CHOOSING TYPESCRIPT AS DEVDEPENDENGY

Content IVE FINALLY FOUND IT. AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Robotatertotcomic WEAH The script tag is part of the html standard, which makes html a turing complete programming language - a superset of javascript ProgrammerHumor.

Content Me trying to express my sadness when programming: My IDE:

Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.

The epic handshake between frontend and backend devs over JSON is the greatest alliance in web development history. Meanwhile, the fullstack dev is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, frantically trying to hold everything together while secretly knowing they're mediocre at both. It's like being bilingual but only knowing how to say "hello" and "where's the bathroom" in two languages.