CSS In The Wild

Content Colin Armstrong colinarms HTML is 28 years old. CSS is 24 years old. JavaScript is 25 years old. 10:10 PM 14 Aug 21 Twitter Web App 271 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 2,170 Likes 17 Navdeep devnavdeep 15h Replying to colinarms So you are saying HTML was without clothes for 4 years. 3 17 1 62 Akshay Parmar TheAkshay 14h And without brain for 3 years. 2 17 1 56 8

Content Write me a similarly humorous and over-the -top "virgin vs chad" meme. The stand in for virgin is and chad are Google and chatGPT respectively. Write "ChadGPT instead of chatGPT. Use a humorous, tongue-in-cheek, extremely over-the-top language. Use long sentences. Create the comparison in an HTML Markdown table. Virgin (Google) Spends hours scouring the internet, trying to find the answer to even the most basic of questions. Struggles to come up with even one good joke, let alone a whole stand up comedy routine. Gets lost in the most straightforward of directions, even with the help of maps. ChadGPT Knows everything there is to know, and then some. Could probably give Stephen Hawking a run for his money. Could make a room full of stone-faced comedians crack a smile with just one clever quip. Struggles to complete even the most simple of tasks, constantly needing to ask for help. Can't even spell "easy" without the help of spell check. Could find his way out of a maze blindfolded, with one hand tied behind his back and a map written in hieroglyphics. Could probably fix a broken spaceship with just a paperclip and a piece of gum. Could probably write a dissertation on the history of the English language in his sleep,

Content Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in security and UX, 10 years of experience with plenty complex microservice projects Also me: Google how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript

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Oh, the sacred developer ritual of feature toggles! You spent 3 weeks implementing that beautiful, elegant feature with perfect test coverage and documentation. Your code is your baby. Then the client casually asks, "Can we just have a switch to turn it off?" PAIN. The worst part? Deep down you know they'll never actually use it, but you still have to set it to false by default because "business requirements." That cat's teary eyes represent every developer who's had to wrap their masterpiece in if(featureEnabled) blocks while silently whispering "just say you want to remove it entirely, you coward."