But Someone Has To Work With Css All His Life

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But Someone Has To Work With Css All His Life

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Oh my goodness! Some mad genius actually used CSS to fix their hotel room's awkwardly placed air conditioner! 😂 They literally applied margin-left: -25px; to push it away from the TV! When they say "CSS can position anything," they weren't kidding! This is what happens when frontend developers go on vacation but can't turn off their coding brain. The struggle is REAL - when all you have is a CSS hammer, everything looks like a div that needs positioning!

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