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The existential crisis of JavaScript in two panels. Top: sad face, "Nobody understands me." Bottom: sudden realization, "Maybe I'm JavaScript." JavaScript: the only language where [] == ![] is true, typeof NaN is "number", and adding arrays gives you strings. No wonder therapists refuse to take JS as a client – its issues are beyond professional help.

Content HAVE WE STRAYED FROM INTERNET STANDARDS? NO, IT IS THE OTHER HIE HI BROWSERS WHO HAVE STRAYED FROM OUR STANDARDS.

Content 1 in 8 Americans have worked at McDonald's. 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. 28 7

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Forget MM/DD/YYYY vs DD/MM/YYYY debates! Some evil frontend developer decided the best date format is "YYYY/DM/DM" and expects users to calculate their own birthday. It's like telling someone "your birthday is in 1990, now solve for x where x equals the day you were born divided by the month, twice." This is what happens when you let the same person who named variables like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempIPromise design your forms.

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