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SWEET MOTHER OF LINEAR ALGEBRA! Imagine pouring your heart out about your personal tragedy to a LITERAL MATRIX! The poor soul is asking about his wife and kids to an equation that's just sitting there with its rows and columns, completely incapable of human empathy! 😭 It's like expecting your calculator to give you therapy! "Dear Matrix, why did she leave?" "BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT CALCULATING DETERMINANTS, HAROLD!" The absolute mathematical TRAGEDY of it all! This is what happens when you spend too much time in the computer science department - you start seeing matrices as your only friends! Next thing you know, you're asking vectors about your dating life!

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Nothing says "strategic planning" quite like telling the world your entire workforce is replaceable by AI, then acting shocked when investors realize they don't need to pay top dollar for engineers anymore. Companies spent years hyping up how their AI models would automate coding, convinced VCs to throw money at them, and now they're surprised the market's like "wait, if AI can do it, why are we funding expensive dev teams?" It's the corporate equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot while riding a bike. You spent all that time convincing everyone that programming is easy and anyone can do it with AI assistance, and now your stock price reflects that belief. Turns out when you commoditize your own industry for marketing points, the market takes you seriously. Who could've seen that coming?

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