The Semicolon: Optional In English, Mandatory In Code

Forget MM/DD/YYYY vs DD/MM/YYYY debates! Some evil frontend developer decided the best date format is "YYYY/DM/DM" and expects users to calculate their own birthday. It's like telling someone "your birthday is in 1990, now solve for x where x equals the day you were born divided by the month, twice." This is what happens when you let the same person who named variables like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempIPromise design your forms.

Content You're working on a legacy program, and bump into a problem You find the exact problem, and a working solution on Stack Overflow It's the solution YOU posted, last time you worked on this app; 4 years ago.

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BEHOLD! The magnificent half-finished masterpiece of budget constraints! 💸 When clients demand champagne features on a tap water budget, you get this GLORIOUS abomination - half photorealistic horse, half stick figure nightmare! The front end gets all the polish while the backend is just... whatever lines we could draw before the money ran out. It's the digital equivalent of putting a Ferrari engine in a cardboard box with wheels drawn on it. THIS is what happens when someone says "can't you just make it work for less?" - your beautiful code turns into a fever dream sketch that somehow still functions. Pure. Budget. Magic. ✨

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