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The JavaScript Ecosystem Rollercoaster

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1 year ago 326,230 views 0 shares

The JavaScript Ecosystem Rollercoaster

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The eternal JavaScript ecosystem cycle in three acts:

Act 1: "Oh no, I need to convert my perfectly functional JavaScript to TypeScript because the internet says so." *head explodes*

Act 2: "Finally finished the TypeScript migration. My code is now bulletproof and I am a superior being." *smug satisfaction*

Act 3: "Wait, the internet now says TypeScript is terrible and everyone's going back to JavaScript?" *head re-explodes*

The only constant in web development is that whatever you just spent months implementing will be declared obsolete approximately 17 minutes after you finish.

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