Will Run My Local Llm Too

Docker: the ultimate RAM vampire that somehow convinced an entire generation of developers that running a full Linux kernel for every single service is "lightweight." You boot up your machine with 32GB of RAM feeling like a king, then spin up three containers and suddenly you're getting OOM errors like it's 2005.

The best part? That local LLM you wanted to run needs about 16GB just to load the model into memory, but Docker already ate half your RAM running PostgreSQL, Redis, and seventeen different microservices that could've been a single Python script. Fun fact: each Docker container reserves memory even when "idle," so that unused RAM you thought you had? Docker saw it first and called dibs.

Now you're stuck choosing between your development environment and actually testing AI models locally. The cloud providers are laughing all the way to the bank.