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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Resource hogging Memes

Posts tagged with Resource hogging

The Immortal PC: 397 Days Without A Reboot

Windows Hardware Debugging Programming
7 months ago 375.3K views 0 shares
The Immortal PC: 397 Days Without A Reboot
SWEET MOTHER OF TASK MANAGER! This PC hasn't been rebooted in 397 DAYS ! That's not a computer, it's a digital hostage situation! With 3546 threads and 122476 handles, this machine isn't running programs—it's collecting them like some deranged digital hoarder. The Chrome icon in the taskbar is just the cherry on top of this CPU nightmare sundae. That poor 1.66 GHz processor is basically running a marathon with cement shoes. Whoever owns this PC definitely believes that the "X" button means "make it disappear forever" rather than "close the application." 💀

Chrome's Worthy Opponent Has Entered The Chat

Webdev Frontend Programming Javascript
1 year ago 260.2K views 0 shares
Chrome's Worthy Opponent Has Entered The Chat
Reddit's tab proudly announcing it's devouring 1.5 GB of RAM like it's a lightweight achievement. Meanwhile, your computer is silently screaming as Reddit joins Chrome in the "let's hoard all system resources" competition. The real web development flex isn't making something efficient—it's making users upgrade their hardware to scroll through cat pictures and programming jokes.

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