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Will Run My Local Llm Too
Docker AI Devops Backend Programming
3 days ago 67.9M views 0 shares
Will Run My Local Llm Too
Docker: the ultimate RAM vampire that somehow convinced an entire generation of developers that running a full Linux kernel for every single service is "lightweight." You boot up your machine with 32GB of RAM feeling like a king, then spin up three containers and suddenly you're getting OOM errors like it's 2005. The best part? That local LLM you wanted to run needs about 16GB just to load the model into memory, but Docker already ate half your RAM running PostgreSQL, Redis, and seventeen different microservices that could've been a single Python script. Fun fact: each Docker container reserves memory even when "idle," so that unused RAM you thought you had? Docker saw it first and called dibs. Now you're stuck choosing between your development environment and actually testing AI models locally. The cloud providers are laughing all the way to the bank.

It Works On My Machine
Testing Devops Docker Debugging Git
7 months ago 605.8K views 0 shares
It Works On My Machine
You know that special kind of dread when you push code that works flawlessly on your local setup? Yeah, this is that moment. The formal announcement of "tests passed on my machine" is basically developer speak for "I have no idea what's about to happen in production, but I take no responsibility." The pipeline failing is just the universe's way of reminding you that your localhost environment with its perfectly configured dependencies, that one random environment variable you set 6 months ago, and Node version 14.17.3 specifically, is NOT the same as the CI/CD environment. Docker was supposed to solve this. Spoiler: it didn't. The frog in a suit delivering this news is the perfect representation of trying to maintain professionalism while internally screaming. Time to spend the next two hours debugging why the pipeline has a different timezone, missing system dependencies, or that one test that's flaky because it depends on execution order.

Local Bus
Networking Programming Backend
7 months ago 793.9K views 2 shares
Local Bus
Someone's bus display decided to interpret localhost (192.168.2.28) as its destination, and honestly, it's taking "running services locally" a bit too literally. The bus is literally advertising that it's going nowhere beyond your own network. Perfect for those days when you don't want to deal with production traffic and just want to stay in your cozy development environment. No passengers allowed—only HTTP requests on port 8080. Fun fact: 192.168.x.x addresses are reserved for private networks, meaning this bus is technically unreachable from the internet. Which is probably for the best—imagine the security vulnerabilities of a public-facing bus.