When you wrestle with your code for hours and fix that one bug

OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function to check if a number is even by hard-coding EVERY. SINGLE. CASE. 💀 The sheer AUDACITY of creating an "IsEven" function that could be solved with a simple "return number % 2 == 0" but instead choosing violence and writing 500 if-statements! The poor soul reviewing this code is having an existential crisis right there on stream! This is the kind of "optimization" that gets you both fired AND hired at Blizzard in the same day. Pure chaotic evil genius!

The real street magic here is using Unicode character references as object keys to confuse even "super senior JS developers." That code is pure evil - using those weird \u escape sequences to access object properties, then doing some arithmetic with them. The magician knew exactly what he was doing. Nothing makes frontend devs question their life choices faster than JavaScript's object property access quirks combined with Unicode escape sequences. And they fell right into his trap, going from "we can solve any expression" to "OMG" in 0.2 seconds flat. Classic JavaScript humiliation in the wild.

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BEHOLD! The most VISCERAL representation of programming concepts known to mankind! Left side: toilet paper roll with actual paper (0) - it EXISTS but is practically USELESS with that pathetic amount left. Right side: an EMPTY roll holder (null) - absolutely NOTHING there, honey! The database weeps, the variables scream, and somewhere a junior developer is having an existential crisis trying to figure out if they should check for zero or null first. The tragedy! The drama! And you KNOW both situations leave you equally stranded when nature calls. Just like when your function returns either 0 or null and your code wasn't prepared for EITHER scenario!

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