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BEHOLD! The entire programmer existence condensed into one TRAGIC timeline! From innocent birth to the cold, cold grave, we're just screaming at our screens in eternal confusion! 😱 First phase: "I don't know why this code isn't working!" *frantically bangs head on keyboard while chugging energy drinks* Second phase: "I don't know why this code IS working!" *stares suspiciously at functioning code like it's about to explode* THE AUDACITY of the universe to make us spend our ENTIRE EXISTENCE oscillating between these two states of magnificent confusion! And they expect us to pay TAXES on top of this?!

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SQL developer: "I'll just ask for users between 25-30 years old. Simple query, right?" MongoDB: "Hold my document-oriented beer while I throw this nested JSON monstrosity at you with operators like $and, $gte, and $lte that look like someone's trying to launder money through code." The mental journey from SELECT * FROM users WHERE age BETWEEN 25 AND 30 to whatever that bracket nightmare is... pure existential crisis material. The facial expressions say it all - from innocent curiosity to complete spiritual awakening.

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