Don't Tell My Boss

Overestimation Developer salary Work ethic Tech jobs Coding life Procrastination Burnout Work culture Time management

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Don't Tell My Boss

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When your tech lead says "this should only take an hour" but you're still getting paid for the full seven. Suddenly, that impossible legacy codebase doesn't seem so bad when you're collecting a senior dev salary to stare at your IDE for 6 hours and 50 minutes after making one tiny commit. The sweet satisfaction of being overpaid for underdelivering - the true developer dream.

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