When The Final Boss Has No Answers

That moment when you've spent hours banging your head against a gnarly bug, finally swallow your pride and escalate to the all-knowing software architect... only to watch them stare blankly at your code like a sasquatch contemplating the meaning of existence. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of realizing the final boss of your engineering hierarchy is just as clueless as you are. Time to update the resume or embrace the chaos and start randomly changing variables until something works!