When The Final Boss Has No Answers

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The coding competition iceberg goes deeper than you thought. While you're there debugging like a normal human, "Hackerman" is downing Adderall and automating solutions, "-mhfwalters" is solving APL puzzles on obsolete hardware for fun, and "wjhbr" is typing at superhuman speeds in Vim while making bank in some mysterious Eastern European tech paradise. Let's not even talk about "Tharg" who mentally compiles assembly code or the Chinese prodigy who can only see matrix-like problem solutions. Meanwhile, you're still trying to figure out why your IDE took so long to start up. Participation trophy for you.

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Four years of computer science education vs. one Android kernel vulnerability that says "You are now a developer." The duality of modern tech! Somewhere, a CS professor is crying into their algorithms textbook while script kiddies are getting root access with zero knowledge of Big O notation. That security hole has been letting people "become developers" since 2014, and Google's probably still marking it as "will fix in next release" on their Jira board.

The modern tech company hierarchy in one perfect image. Junior dev happily letting AI do the heavy lifting while the senior dev is stuck reviewing 500 lines of algorithmic word vomit. Meanwhile, the project manager is just pointing a gun at everyone's back screaming about deadlines. And there sits the CEO, blissfully unaware in his ivory pew, dreaming about firing the entire dev team because ChatGPT told him it could do their jobs. Ten years of experience just to babysit robot output – exactly what we all went to college for!