The tweet starts with a classic clickbait about "guys only wanting one thing" but then reveals the true object of desire: code that compiles perfectly with zero errors and warnings. That green progress bar showing all 22,307 tests passed in 681ms? That's not just satisfaction—that's ecstasy. The exit code 0 is basically the programming equivalent of "mission accomplished." Developers spend countless hours chasing this mythical beast, only to have it disappear with a single misplaced semicolon. And yes, it is disgusting how much joy we feel when everything just works.
The One Thing Developers Truly Desire
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