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The Ancient One Of Programming

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14 days ago 193.3K views 0 shares

The Ancient One Of Programming

The ancient one sits upon the throne, watching over the mortals who dare not speak its name directly. Assembly language—the primordial tongue from which all programming languages descended. C and C++ stand as the closest disciples, worthy enough to be at the ruler's side. Meanwhile, the younger languages—JavaScript, Python, Rust, Go, Swift, Zig, C#, and Java—kneel in supplication, knowing they're just fancy abstractions built atop the eldritch knowledge they fear to touch. Nothing humbles a React developer faster than having to debug a memory allocation issue at the Assembly level. Suddenly all those npm packages don't seem so impressive anymore.

When The Final Boss Has No Answers

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2 months ago 188.5K views 0 shares

When The Final Boss Has No Answers

That moment when you've spent hours banging your head against a gnarly bug, finally swallow your pride and escalate to the all-knowing software architect... only to watch them stare blankly at your code like a sasquatch contemplating the meaning of existence. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of realizing the final boss of your engineering hierarchy is just as clueless as you are. Time to update the resume or embrace the chaos and start randomly changing variables until something works!