Weekend Saved (At What Cost?)

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Weekend Saved (At What Cost?)

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Ah, the sacred Friday 4:55 PM ritual of selective blindness. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like watching your production app burn while convincing yourself that Monday-You will be much smarter and more capable than Friday-You. Meanwhile, the users and business stakeholders stand in the flames, blissfully unaware that their weekend shopping spree will end in cart abandonment and rage tweets. But hey, your camping trip remains uninterrupted, and that's what really matters in the grand DevOps scheme of things.

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