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Ah, the apocalyptic quartet of syntax that makes developers question their career choices! Double equals comparing to true is like wearing socks with sandals - technically works but why would you do that? Just use the boolean directly! The null check with ?? that shows up uninvited in every codebase like that one relative at family gatherings who keeps asking why you're still single. Double exclamation marks on booleans - because apparently one wasn't dramatic enough to convert values to boolean. It's the coding equivalent of saying "REALLY REALLY" to emphasize your point. And that empty for loop with just a semicolon? Pure chaos. The kind of code that makes senior devs develop eye twitches during code reviews. These four horsemen don't just signal the end of readable code - they're the reason why Stack Overflow exists.

Ah yes, the web development journey in four panels. "Learn to make a website" - sure, sounds fun! "Add the HTML" - easy peasy, just throw some tags around. "Add the CSS" - and that's where the villain origin story begins. The fourth panel showing pure existential dread is basically every frontend dev at 2AM trying to center a div. HTML is your obedient puppy, but CSS is that cat that knocks your coffee onto your keyboard while maintaining eye contact.

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