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C++ developers crushing under the weight of compile-time errors while JavaScript developers happily building staircases with runtime disasters that'll explode in production. One breaks your build, the other breaks your soul at 2AM when customers call. The difference? C++ punishes you immediately; JavaScript waits until you've deployed to 10,000 users. Choose your poison.

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