We Are Done When I Say We Are Done

Corporate developer enters startup chaos: "Where's the documentation?" *crickets* "Unit tests?" *tumbleweed rolls by* "Code review process?" *distant laughter* The shocked Pikachu face perfectly captures that moment when you realize your fancy big tech practices are just fairy tales in startup land, where "ship it now, fix it never" is the unofficial motto and your work-life balance just filed for divorce.

That cat isn't offering help—it's making a threat. Just like those mysterious bugs that appear the night before a deadline. You let that feline out, and suddenly your perfectly working code has 47 new "undocumented features." The cat's facial expression says it all: "I will find every edge case you never considered." Trust me, I've seen this before. Keep the door closed and back away from the repository.

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Ah, the mysterious cloud save from the year 1601 — clearly from when your medieval ancestor was debugging the first JavaScript framework on their stone tablet. Meanwhile, your save from 2025 suggests you've been living in the future. Time travel: the unexpected side effect of cloud synchronization that no one mentioned in the documentation. Choose wisely, traveler. That 1601 save probably doesn't include your NFT collection or quantum blockchain commits.

The progression from stressed developer to full-blown circus clown perfectly captures the mental gymnastics we perform to justify working with terrible codebases. First, you're mildly annoyed by spaghetti code. Then you're putting on makeup to cope with outdated tech stacks. By the time you're dealing with zero documentation and no version control, you've gone full rainbow wig. But the punchline? "At least I have a job" – the ultimate coping mechanism for professional self-respect. Because nothing says "I've made good career choices" like convincing yourself that employment justifies digital torture.