We Are Done When I Say We Are Done

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We Are Done When I Say We Are Done

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That sacred moment when you've spent an entire workday staring at a bug that refuses to reveal itself. Eight hours of Stack Overflow searches, print statements, and questioning your career choices—all for nothing. So you do what any self-respecting developer does: dramatically slam your laptop shut, mutter profanities at the codebase, and walk away with the silent promise that your subconscious will magically solve it overnight. The relationship between programmers and stubborn bugs is basically just an endless toxic breakup cycle.

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