Mornings Don't Start With Coffee

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Ah, the eternal throne room of data storage, where CSV sits as the reluctant monarch. While Postgres kneels before the throne with actual database capabilities, Excel and HyperCard stand guard like knights who peaked in high school. Meanwhile, Google Sheets, Access, and Airtable huddle on the floor like peasants who think they'll someday be invited to dinner. The real joke? We all complain about CSV's lack of typing, relations, and basic sanity checks, yet it's outlived every "proper" database solution we've thrown at it. It's the cockroach of data formats - nuclear war wouldn't kill it, just create more variants with inconsistent delimiters.

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When that recruiter message from 5 months ago suddenly becomes relevant because your current project is imploding! The five-month gap between "I am looking for a person to build a data or webdev project with" and the developer's sudden interest is the digital equivalent of finding that one sock you lost two years ago—right when you've given up and thrown away its partner. Nothing says "my current situation has dramatically deteriorated" quite like revisiting ancient LinkedIn messages with newfound enthusiasm. That "Why lol" response is basically code for "my Git repository is on fire and my boss just asked if I've updated my resume recently."

BEHOLD! The most VISCERAL representation of programming concepts known to mankind! Left side: toilet paper roll with actual paper (0) - it EXISTS but is practically USELESS with that pathetic amount left. Right side: an EMPTY roll holder (null) - absolutely NOTHING there, honey! The database weeps, the variables scream, and somewhere a junior developer is having an existential crisis trying to figure out if they should check for zero or null first. The tragedy! The drama! And you KNOW both situations leave you equally stranded when nature calls. Just like when your function returns either 0 or null and your code wasn't prepared for EITHER scenario!