OMG, forget espresso shots! Want your heart to ACTUALLY RACE at 8am? Just casually DELETE A PRODUCTION TABLE with your sleepy little fingers! 💀 Nothing says "I'm awake now" like watching your entire company's data vanish into the void while your soul leaves your body! That moment when your manager calls and you're suddenly VERY. MUCH. AWAKE. Coffee? Please. That's for amateurs who haven't experienced the electric thrill of career suicide before breakfast! ⚡️
Mornings Don't Start With Coffee
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