Warnings Don't Matter

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Warnings Don't Matter

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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of compiler warnings thinking they can tell ME what to do! 💅 Who cares if there's a potential null pointer dereference or an unused variable?! I'm running this code and nobody—NOBODY—is going to stop me! Compiler warnings are basically just suggestions written in dramatic red font to make you feel bad. The rest of the world has their little problems like "money" and "looks," but us programmers? We stare danger in the face and click "Run Anyway" like the unhinged rebels we are. Those 47 warnings? Just spicy confetti for my terminal!

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