If 'X' Not In Data

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If 'X' Not In Data

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When your condition checks if 'X' is NOT in the data AND if some massive pipeline exception error message is also NOT in the data, you're basically saying "if everything is fine AND there's no error, show success." The else block? That's for literally every other scenario in the universe. So yeah, your "failure" div is getting rendered 99.9% of the time because that's the most cursed boolean logic ever written. The condition is so specific it's like saying "I'll only go outside if it's sunny AND there are no clouds AND a unicorn is nearby." Spoiler: you're staying inside.

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