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The eternal programmer's curse: zero-indexing strikes again! This poor guy shows up at Table 00 thinking he's at the "1st table" because programmers start counting at 0. Meanwhile, his date is at Table 01 (what normal humans call "the first table"). This is why programmers stay single. We can build entire digital worlds but can't figure out how humans number restaurant tables. And they wonder why we need detailed requirements documents...

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The circle of tech life is complete. Uber engineers, who built the platform that lets people drive strangers around for money, now have to become the drivers themselves just to afford AI coding assistant credits. It's like watching software engineers speedrun the gig economy they created. The irony is chef's kiss: you work at Uber making six figures, but Claude is so essential to your workflow that you're out there picking up passengers at 2 AM to fund your AI dependency. Nothing says "we've made it as a species" quite like engineers driving their coworkers home so they can afford the robot that writes their code for them. Also, "driving Anthropic employees" is the real power move here. Imagine picking up the people who made the AI you're literally driving to afford. That's some dystopian tech bro ouroboros right there.