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The romance manga we never asked for but secretly needed: "C-senpai and the Memory Management Disaster." That awkward moment when you're trying to flirt with C programming but end up with a segmentation fault. The C language is literally offering pointers while warning about manual memory management - the ultimate toxic relationship in programming. After 20 years of coding, I still wake up in cold sweats thinking about dangling pointers. Rust developers are just C programmers who finally went to therapy.

Content Bethesda sues Warner for ripping off Fallout Shelter in its Westworld game By Andy Chalk 2 hours ago Bethesda claims the Westworld mobile game is basically a clone of Fallout Shelter, and even uses the same code. f cOMMENTS The lawsuit examines the many similarities between Westworld and Fallout Shelter in detail, but what makes the case seem particularly egregious is Bethesda's allegation that Westworld contains the same bugs as Fallout Shelter did when it was launched. One such bug causes the view to be off-center and out of focus at startup, "as if a camera capturing the scene had been inadvertently pointed to the lower right foreground and then slowly refocuses on the central image." Bethesda identifying stolen code by the bugs in it is the most perfectly Bethesda thing to ever happen.

Content hi web developer, i need you to fix this thing that's happening on our website that only happens on my computer because i have 30 browser extensions and an environment that's impossible to troubleshoot thanks, one client per day