Don't Even Feel Bad About It

Content WE TRAINED COPILOT ON YOUR CODE THAT'S WHY IT SUCKS

The world map lights up beautifully for infrastructure we can see—ports, airports, and railroads—but becomes a black void for developers using Meta AI. It's the perfect visualization of how these engineers are busy building the future while completely invisible to the world. They're the dark matter of tech—you can't see them, but their gravitational pull affects everything. The fourth panel is basically a monument to all those countless hours spent debugging prompts and fine-tuning models while everyone else is blissfully unaware of their existence. Silent heroes with empty coffee cups and full git repositories.

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of these AI companies claiming they've built the "world's smartest AI model" when it's LITERALLY just a glorified search engine with a political obsession! 😱 Trained on 200k GPUs? Postgraduate intelligence? PLEASE! The second you peek under the hood, it's just frantically searching for controversial keywords like some conspiracy-addicted teenager who discovered Twitter for the first time. The wide-eyed cat is ALL OF US when we realize these "revolutionary" AI systems that cost BILLIONS to develop are basically just fancy if-statements with a political agenda. I'm DYING! 💀

CES used to mean showing off the latest gadgets for regular folks. Now it's just a parade of AI-powered enterprise solutions, B2B SaaS platforms, and "synergistic blockchain ecosystems" that nobody asked for. The glasses coming off is the perfect metaphor—you're seeing clearly now that the cool consumer tech you were excited about has been replaced by corporate buzzword bingo. Remember when tech shows had actual products you could buy? Yeah, those were the days.

While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

Garbage in, garbage out has never been more relevant. GitHub's Copilot learned from millions of repos, including your spaghetti code with 27 nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and 'finalForRealThisTime'. Now AI is suggesting the same atrocities back to you. It's karma in digital form - the technical debt you've been accumulating for years is finally sending you an invoice.