The Two States Of A Developer

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The Two States Of A Developer

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Left side: You at 9am writing beautiful code, feeling like a programming god who just invented electricity.

Right side: You at 4pm, soul crushed, wondering why your function returns undefined when you explicitly told it not to. The transformation from "I'm a genius" to "I'm considering a career in goat farming" takes exactly 7 hours.

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