Ah, the fantasy world where game development is just a few magical method calls! If only .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
existed in real life instead of the 3 AM debugging sessions where you question your career choices. And that .GetWishlists(target: 7000)
method? Pure delusion. Real gamedevs know that getting 7 wishlists already feels like winning the lottery, let alone 7000. The only accurate part is game.Release()
- which is indeed followed by immediate regret, panic, and the discovery of 47 new bugs your QA team somehow missed.
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