The Silent Scream Of Debugging

Content Don't work hard work intelligent Client: Hello, so I ordered 1000 cubes for my home made pyramid but you sent me 998 ones and 2 spheres. Boss: What do you mean, we don't even sell spheres. Client: Well, apparently one of your employees spent the entire work day cutting two of them into spheres so he can roll them. Boss: Oh lord, it was probably John, he is kind of an idiot. We will fix this as soon as possible. Client: Thanks a lot.

Content for (int i 0; i slots.Length; i) if (slots il.count 0) continue; can someone please tell me what I was thinking when I wrote this 1 found it while refactoring a super buggy and unreliable piece of netcode I must've been on something that night It's just missing an else for (Ent 1 0; 1 slots. Length; its) if (slotsi. count 0) continue; else continue; thanks it works now

Content Tweet Chip Huyen chipro I saw a guy debugging his model today. No idpb. No unittest. No visualization. No disabling regularization. He just sat there staring at every line of code and cursing TensorFlow. Like every machine learning researcher I know. 1:24 pm 26 Oct 19 Twitter Web App 187 Retweets 1,377 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content Backend fixing frontend issues SLPDE CLOSED

Oh sweet merciful compiler! That moment when your code produces a bug so otherworldly, so COSMICALLY ABSURD that you can't even form coherent search terms! 😱 You're just sitting there, Mike Wazowski-faced, completely dumbfounded because how do you even Google "program crashes when I sneeze but only on Thursdays if Mercury is in retrograde"?! GPT just responds with "I don't understand what you're asking" because YOUR BUG DEFIES THE LAWS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ITSELF! And then you fix it by ACCIDENT by deleting a comment. A COMMENT! Which shouldn't even DO anything! The universe is laughing at you!