The Silent Scream Of Debugging

Content I don't want to play with you anymore

That moment when your elegant university CS theories get absolutely demolished by industry reality. The top shows a pristine school bus (your theoretical knowledge) calmly sitting on tracks, while the bottom shows that same bus getting obliterated by the freight train of real-world development. Seven years into my career and I'm still waiting to implement that perfect red-black tree I spent weeks studying. Meanwhile, I'm knee-deep in legacy code written by someone who clearly thought variable naming was optional and comments were for the weak.

Content CATALIN PIT A catalinmpit Tech interview: - Dynamic Programming - Dijkstra Algorithm - Linked Lists, Stacks, Queues, Binary Trees - 10 hard LeetCode questions Day-to-day job: - Fix typo in README - Center the form -Fix the Twitter icon link - Add secretkey

Content robin dreamsofsloth the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wtf??

Content fembot fembOt Jul 18 This is some kind of metaphor Who fixes a clock like this?? 16 17 75 471 1 A Tip sLAM mycoliza Replying to fembot "who fixes a clock like this?" programmers. a person who fixes a clock like this is called a "programmer" 12:57 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Content The 15 Stages of programming: The beginning I have no Idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault debugging Cheap Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished! Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm playing Skyrim Happiness () 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100