Proof Of Concept: The Ultimate Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Card

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Proof Of Concept: The Ultimate Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Card

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Nobody wants to hear "it's a piece of crap" during code review. But saying "it's just a proof of concept" grants you immunity from criticism while still shipping the same garbage to production. The sacred incantation that transforms technical debt into "visionary architecture" without changing a single line of code.

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