The Mysterious Art Of Recompilation

Content Why so many bugs in production? e don't design first and code We don't test enough Management gives more importance to timeline than quality fb.meyuva.krishna.memes Red was not the impostor ProdrammerHumor.io

Content 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 Coding Best Practices: One of the key concepts of quaility code is orthogonality Me: Is it orthogonal enough? console. log (... ( (-- (-), (- (1??)? (-):)()L 1) . - DEBUG CONSOLE usrlocalbinnode .orthogonal.js 2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97

Y2K but make it space. Future programmers will stare into the void just like this when they realize all their systems store years as 4-digit integers. The face of a developer who just calculated how many legacy codebases need refactoring across thousands of planets. That's not exhaustion—that's the realization that management approved the budget for exactly half the time needed to fix it. Fun fact: The original Y2K bug cost $300 billion to fix. The Y10K bug will probably cost whatever the galactic equivalent of "your firstborn child and your retirement fund" is.

The Python developer's existential crisis in one image. Three heads of the same dragon representing different ways to express nothingness in Python: the menacing "NIL" (which doesn't exist in Python but haunts refugees from Ruby/Lisp), the intimidating "NULL" (a SQL/C++ concept that Python smugly rejects), and the derpy "None" (Python's actual singleton object for representing absence of value). Every Python newbie eventually learns that only the silly-looking one works, while the other two cause NameErrors that make you question your life choices at 2AM.

Content ankit WtFawwk starts typing a new line of code IDE: what is that? what are you writing? tell me right now! wtf? that's not right! is that even rea.. completes the line IDE: oh lol nvm. 9:26 PM - 08 Jun 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor. i0

Content Friend: how long have you been working on that bug fix? Me: since 5pm Friend: but it's 4pm Me: