The Lion Does Not Debug

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The Lion Does Not Debug

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Nature's apex predator has no time for your stack traces. The lion simply ships code and lets natural selection handle the rest. Your function throws an exception? That's a feature, not a bug. While we're frantically adding console.log() statements at 2AM, the lion's already moved on to the next project. The ultimate embodiment of "write-only" code philosophy - if it compiles, it ships. No QA team in the savanna!

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