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The ultimate programming double entendre! A building with a "STOP RUST" sign that was clearly meant for metal corrosion, but has become an unintentional declaration of war against the Rust programming language. Somewhere a C++ developer is nodding vigorously while hanging this poster in their cubicle. Meanwhile, Rust developers are organizing a protest outside this building with signs that read "MEMORY LEAKS KILL" and "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED." The programming language holy wars have officially spilled into real estate.

The dad joke of programming has arrived! This pun plays on the double meaning of "C" - both as the programming language and the verb "to see." Python developers wear glasses because "they can't C" - implying they're stuck in a language without pointers, manual memory management, and all those lovely segmentation faults that C programmers get to debug at 3 AM. It's basically saying Python devs are visually impaired to the "real programming" world. Meanwhile, C programmers are squinting through bloodshot eyes after hunting down memory leaks for 12 hours straight, thinking "at least I can C!"

When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you respond with a C++ code snippet... This is peak programmer energy! The person literally speaks in code, treating C++ as their native tongue. I bet they dream in algorithms and have debugging nightmares. This is what happens when you spend more time with compilers than with actual humans. Their social skills might be deprecated, but their syntax is impeccable!

The dad jokes have officially infiltrated the programming community! "Sea Plus Plus" is what happens when programmers go to the beach and can't stop thinking about code. It's probably object-oriented too, with waves inheriting properties from the tide class. Rumor has it the garbage collection is terrible though - just look at all that plastic floating around. Must be running on a single thread since it never crashes despite all the bugs in it.

Dating as a developer is like debugging without documentation - painful but occasionally educational. Sure, she ghosted you faster than a failed Jenkins build, but hey, at least someone outside Stack Overflow now understands Java's entry point! That small victory almost makes up for eating microwave ramen alone tonight while contemplating whether relationships are just another stateful system you can't properly maintain.

Ah, the classic programmer double entendre. What we're looking at is [2b | !2b] followed by "That is the expression." It's Shakespeare's famous "to be or not to be" dilemma rewritten as a bitwise OR operation. The "2b" is hexadecimal (base 16) for 43 in decimal, and the exclamation mark represents logical NOT. So you're literally performing a bitwise OR between "to be" and "not to be" in code. The punchline is the perfect deadpan delivery: "That is the expression." Because, well, it literally is an expression in programming terms. Whoever came up with this probably felt extremely clever while their coworkers groaned audibly.