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No More Errors, Finally Some Peace

Debugging Programming Testing

22 days ago 72.7K views 0 shares

No More Errors, Finally Some Peace

The nuclear option of debugging: just comment out everything. Sure, your program doesn't actually do anything anymore, but hey—zero errors! That satisfied seal face is the universal expression of developers who've given up on functionality but can still claim "the code compiles without warnings." It's not a bug if there's no code to run.

He Seems To Be Powered By The Holy Spirit

Hardware Devops Linux Debugging

1 month ago 82.9K views 0 shares

He Seems To Be Powered By The Holy Spirit

When your legacy server keeps crashing but you're out of technical solutions so you install a religious icon as a CPU heatsink. That machine's been running for 7 years straight now, and nobody dares to update it. The icon isn't covering anything important anyway, right? RIGHT? The sacred art of hardware debugging—where divine intervention meets thermal management. Beats having to explain to management why you need a budget for new equipment.