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The FIVE STAGES OF PROGRAMMER GRIEF, darling! 💅
First, you write code with the AUDACITY of someone who thinks they're competent. Then you execute it with the BLIND OPTIMISM of a puppy chasing its tail.
Next comes the CATASTROPHIC MELTDOWN where your entire existence crumbles because you forgot a semicolon. Your code becomes your emotional twin - COMPLETELY BROKEN.
Finally, you curl up in the fetal position on the floor because your compiler has PERSONALLY BETRAYED YOU and no one - NO ONE - understands your suffering.
The circle of life, but make it debugging! 💻✨
