Two Wolves Inside Every Programmer

The refresh rate hierarchy is real, and it's brutal . Nothing says "I'm technically superior" like looking down on someone's measly 120Hz monitor when you're running at 144Hz. Those extra 24 frames per second? Absolutely critical for determining whether you'll debug that code 0.02 seconds faster. Meanwhile, your GPU is melting through your desk trying to maintain those frames, your electricity bill is approaching the GDP of a small nation, and the only thing you've actually accomplished is the ability to say "pathetic" with slightly smoother animation. Fun fact: The human eye can barely distinguish beyond 60Hz, but don't tell that to anyone with a 240Hz monitor. They can't hear you over the sound of their superiority complex anyway.

Someone really just opened a PR to add their own name to the README as a "random contributor" because they "thought it would be cool to be on it." The sheer audacity of this self-nomination is chef's kiss. No code changes, no bug fixes, no documentation improvements—just pure, unfiltered main character energy. And they're "open to feedbacks on the implementation" like they just architected a distributed system instead of typing their own name into a markdown file. The reactions tell the whole story: 1 thumbs up (probably from their alt account), 9 thumbs down, 8 laughing emojis, and 2 party poppers from people who appreciate the comedy gold. This is the kind of confidence we all need when negotiating salaries, honestly.

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The eternal battle of truth vs. convenience! StackOverflow tells you you're wrong even when you're right, while ChatGPT cheerfully agrees with your most horrific code abominations. One will crush your soul with brutal honesty, the other will happily help you implement a sorting algorithm using 17 nested for-loops. Choose your poison: harsh reality or comforting lies. The best developers know to trust neither—just steal code from both and pray it works in production.

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