The Audacity Of Documentation To Be Useful

Content What does this thing mean? Shafeeq Y2SHAF if you crash your car you press that and it will undo the accident

Ah, the eternal developer paradox. When someone shows us AI-generated code, we instantly recognize it as a tangled mess of bugs and questionable design choices. "This is brilliant," we say with thinly veiled sarcasm. But then there's our own code—equally disastrous, probably held together with duct tape and prayers—and somehow we're irrationally attached to it. "But I like this." It's like criticizing someone else's kid for being messy while your own demon spawn is literally setting the house on fire. The cognitive dissonance is strong in this profession.

Finally, a mouse that won't overheat during those 8-hour debugging sessions! Noctua, the company famous for making PC cooling fans that look like they belong in a 1970s kitchen, has created the ultimate developer peripheral—a mouse with its own cooling system. Because nothing says "I'm serious about my code" like a peripheral that has more ventilation than my apartment. Next up: a water-cooled keyboard for when you're typing too furiously during code reviews.

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Content Coding Debugging

Content Five stages of grief when your code refuses to run 1. DENIAL No biggie, I'm sure I'II locate and fix the problem soon enough, I CAN DO THIS!! 2. ANGER You stupid piece of sht code, I've done every single thing why can't you just fcking work as fcking intended, fckkk 3. BARGAINING 4. DEPRESSION Please, just run please 3 I'm begging you, just show me confirmation I'm on the right track It's not fair, I've spent the whole day trying to fixing this, I'm a good person I don't deserve this 5. ACCEPTANCE I suck, everything and everyone sucks, time for the inevitable. I'll use stack overflow